I'm Gerald, of the Internet.

I help people make things happen on the Internet.

Got a thing you want to make happen? Maybe I can help.


  • 23 years of professional web development experience
  • I hate all back end languages equally
  • That being said, I can, have and generally do learn, use and contribute to the backend systems I use
  • HTML5, CSS3, Other things that don't work in The Internet Explorer
  • Vanilla JavaScript & jQuery
  • Sublime Text, PhotoShop, Illustrator, GIT

I want to...

  • Be a front-end developer first and foremost
  • Work remotely, ideally on a team with Slack, or something like it
  • Work on a team with frontend, backend, design, QA and project management being handled by separate individuals
  • Work in a place where the following are valued: accessibility, version control, QA, separation of concerns, project planning, simple yet mandatory issue/bug tracking system
  • Develop on Windows... stop looking at me like that


  • ZipRecruiter
  • Participant Media/TakePart
  • HYFN (agency)
  • ThisNext
  • Conversion Systems (lead gen, agency)
  • Bold New World (agency)
  • Midway Games
  • Disney
  • Atari/Infogrames

Contact me for a more detailed list of professional works


Email me. I somethetimes check it.